Gawd I love this guy!

MALE FRIEND: [to Dan] Did Erica tell you about the play we saw last night, about the bikes—
ME: I didn’t tell Dan much about last night. I came home and went to bed.
MALE FRIEND: Oh, so you didn’t tell him about our make-out session? 
DAN: Wait, go back to the thing about the bikes! 

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