30 Jun 09
KRIS: that’s a lot of raisin bran
ME: you’re a lot of raisin bran
KRIS: your mom’s a lot of raisin bran
KRIS: because she never was a cornflake girl
ME: i don’t know what that’s a reference to so i’m going to ignore it
KRIS: It’s a Tori Amos quote
KRIS: which is a reference to corn flakes being created by fundies who thought tasty food made you more sexually active
KRIS: In short, your mom’s a whore
ME: the executive summary belongs at the top
KRIS: I apologize
KRIS: In this exchange I plan to humorously imply that the person you refer to as mother has loose sexual morals.
ME: Proceed.
