Red Rock

KRIS:  that’s a lot of raisin bran
ME:  you’re a lot of raisin bran
KRIS:  your mom’s a lot of raisin bran
KRIS:  because she never was a cornflake girl
ME:  i don’t know what that’s a reference to so i’m going to ignore it
KRIS:  It’s a Tori Amos quote
KRIS:  which is a reference to corn flakes being created by fundies who thought tasty food made you more sexually active
KRIS:  In short, your mom’s a whore
ME:  the executive summary belongs at the top
KRIS:  I apologize
KRIS:  In this exchange I plan to humorously imply that the person you refer to as mother has loose sexual morals.
ME:  Proceed.