This story is awesome (and before you wig, she was encouraged by her doctors to do this at a steady pace).
Jeremy’s plan is to send his thieving cousin back in time to 1863 to find Harriet Tubman and give her guns. Lots and lots of guns.
God I love our local alternative theater.
“It’s like a pedometer,” she continued. “But updated, and better. The goal is to take ten thousand steps per day, and, once you do, it vibrates.”
I forked some salami into my mouth. “Hard?”
For all my Fitbit-lovin’ friends. Or Sedaris-lovin’ friends. That should cover all of you.