December 2011
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She of the Mighty Calves
Okay, you just have to read this.
I wrote an email to Zappos asking them for the best way to search for extended-calf boots. (I live in a 4th floor walkup. Leave me alone.) I innocuously signed it “She of the Mighty Calves.”
Read the response I received:
Hello She of the Mighty Calves! Thank you for contacting the Zappos.com Customer Loyalty Team. My name is Paul and it would be...
ME: I shaved my legs, see? DAN: [looks] ME: These are the things I do for you. DAN: [eyebrow] ME: …Once a month.
Ibsen is a joke
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies -... →
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headline of the year.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention Beau.
Wait what
“Who thought A Doll’s House would make a good movie? Nothing happens the...”
– Ben Kingsley Film To Shoot in Cincinnati | TV and Media Blog
Man I have GOT to stop reading comments on the Enquirer. Seriously.
This article is simply about how a new movie will be filming in Cincinnati, which is always great for the local economy. But I forgot that Ibsen is a joke!
Sesame Street: We Found Gordon! →
sesamestreet:
In 2009, we put together an anthology of Sesame Street’s then 40 year history. The end product of this anthology was a coffee table book, “Sesame Street: A Celebration – 40 Years of Life on the Street.” The book is extensive – a full color, 300-plus page masterpiece. The amount of…
This is really cool!
Seven Incredible Things from Today That Have...
viafrank:
I waved at someone, thinking I saw a friend. It wasn’t my friend, but they still waved back.
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Today, I realized that at one point in time, I was the youngest person in the world. So were you. I thought we should get certificates for this accomplishment, and then I remembered my birth certificate.
Sweet.
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I’m so glad I’m not the only person who watches Adventure Time.
One of my media partners is running a “12 Days of Giveaways” contest.
December 8th through 23rd.
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Oops, forgot to fly
Imagine you had a superpower, such as the ability to fly. What’s more, you were the only person in the universe with this superpower. But time and time again you came home after a long day of life and realized… shit, I completely forgot to fly today.
That is, more or less, how I feel about my poetry. It is a rare and precious talent which, for some inexplicable reason, was gifted to...
