January 2011
DAN: What would the porn name for Tangled be?
ME: Spankled?
BRAD: Wankled?
DAN: ...Vajangled?
To anyone hoping to join us today for muppets: tickets sold out (I waited too long to see who all was interested). Email me for Plan B, redrabbit at gmail.
ME: Who are you, Otis Reddenbacher?
BRAD: ...Orville?
ME: What did I say?
BRAD: ...Otis.
ME: Who the hell is Otis Reddenbacher?
BRAD: He's no one!!!
“If you can put your music in a car commercial, put it in the car commercial,”...”
– No Money, Mo’ Problems: Why Even Successful Bands Struggle Financially
OKAY I’M DONE I PROMISE because this is the last line of the article
“Still, as Rickly puts it, “I can say without a doubt that if you want to put...”
– No Money, Mo’ Problems: Why Even Successful Bands Struggle Financially
“The Swellers’ guitarist/singer Nick Diener describes a time when the band slept...”
– No Money, Mo’ Problems: Why Even Successful Bands Struggle Financially
I’m all over the map today, I know. Here’s an interesting article that someone at work shared with me— a fascinating look into the music industry.
“Ed Reiskin […] noticed that some street cleaning trucks were returning...”
– PSFK » How San Francisco Used City Data to Save $1 Million on Street Cleaning
I LOVE DATA
“Her girls had become mere “accessories of their own social-networking profile,...”
– PSFK » Electronic Deprivation: Disconnecting Teens From The Internet For Six Months
I understand this sentiment more than I care to admit. (Hopefully this doesn’t describe me, but I HAVE caught myself wondering how a situation-in-progress could be best worded for a Tumblr post.)
I love when strangers are willing to improvise.
STRANGER: [to phone] Yeah, let me call you back-- I'm in an elevator. [to me] Unless you WANT to hear me talk to my dad...
ME: Well I was going to give him a call later anyway, so...
STRANGER: I know, right? I have to get my time in when I can!
FRIEND: You really need to get a sex change.
ME: Sure, I'll talk to Dan about it tonight. Maybe he'll even switch too.
FRIEND: Or maybe he'll meet you halfway!
Red Rock: Join us in Chicago for Bradley's... →
lindstifa:
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Bradley, Dan and I are going to be in Chicago on the weekend of his 20th birthday, January 21-23. There are a bunch of opportunities where we’d love for you to join us:
Friday, January 21: Salt & Pepper Diner for dinner, 6:30pm http://tinyurl.com/4phnvtv Improv Olympic, 8:00pm, “Computer”…
I’m excited!
Reminder to meet us in Chicago this coming weekend! Drop me a...
ME: Ugh, I have a new thing that I want that is completely stupid and I should never spend money on it but I want it. DAN: What is it. ME: A tulle petticoat. DAN: A what? Show me. ME: [shows him] DAN: Oh, tuuuulle. I was thinking “tool,” thought it might be something steampunky. Like it has a place for your tools… [mimics a sexy holster action] ME: NOW THAT’S WHAT I WANT
Favorite blogging platform?
With minimal smart-assery if possible?
“The thing is, people spend so much time talking about how this new television...”
– We are in a golden age of awful television
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Join us in Chicago for Bradley's birthday!
Bradley, Dan and I are going to be in Chicago on the weekend of his 20th birthday, January 21-23. There are a bunch of opportunities where we’d love for you to join us:
Friday, January 21: Salt & Pepper Diner for dinner, 6:30pm http://tinyurl.com/4phnvtv Improv Olympic, 8:00pm, “Computer” ($14) Improv Olympic, 10:30pm, “Improvised Shakespeare” ($16)...
tpdsaa:
Submitted by CopyGuy.
From a Tumblr called TPDSAA… or, Things People Don’t Say About Advertising.
Love it.
“One in ten women said they would never let their boyfriend see them with no...”
– One in three women wouldn’t go out without make-up on | Women’s Views on News
This makes me want to cry.
(via greaterthanlapsed)
Makes me realize I’m even luckier than I thought.
Shepard Fairey and The Associated Press Announce... →
Dress Like Flo – Progressive's Friendly Superstore... →
According to this page, Flo (the Progressive spokeswoman) wears MAC Lady Bug lipstick.
“However, Gondry found one element of Cage’s portrayal of the villain too...”
– The REAL reason Nicolas Cage isn’t in Green Hornet | Blastr
Also...
…is seriously no one going to step up and explain this webcomic to me?
Are you raising your children correctly? A scene...
bananacasts:
CHILD blocks PARENT as PARENT tries to walk through kitchen.
CHILD: What’s the password.
PARENT: “Password”?
CHILD: No! “Password” with a “4” and a “0”!
Did this really happen? Because if so, ten points to Gryffindor.
“Ray, if someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” – Winston, Ghostbusters”
– 100 Quotations Every Geek Should Know (GeekDad Wayback Machine)
“I must not fear. / Fear is the mind-killer. / Fear is the little-death that...”
– 100 Quotations Every Geek Should Know (GeekDad Wayback Machine) | Wired.com
“If you watch Pimp My Ride backwards, you will see that Xzibit removes things...”
– http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-you-watch-x-backwards-its-about-y (via jcherup)
COWORKER: Seriously, this dude's calves are huge. If we crash-landed on a mountain I would eat his calves first. They'd be succulent.
BOSS: How much does a stamp cost? ME: 42? 43? …Let me look it up! BOSS: That’s okay. ME: [type type type] 44! BOSS: Okay. ME: Ooh, there’s a Twitter account that will let you know when the price of a stamp changes! BOSS: [quiet sigh]
ME: Yeah, Dan and I were having this discussion the other day about the… uh… good things that Hitler did… COWORKER 1: What?! ME: Well! Like! The changes to the road system. …The Autobahn. That was kind of… a Hitler thing. COWORKER 1: A Hitler thing?! COWORKER 2: Well and he rocked that mustache… COWORKER 1: Why do I feel like I’m trapped in an Always...
fireland:
The Regional Dialect Meme
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