February 2010
Season Two, Episode Four: Anniversary
arrivehavingeaten:
One year of Arrive Having Eaten! Avery Edison makes an unplanned guest appearance in this episode. Thanks for listening to us!
Episode run length: 17:21
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Whee! Happy anniversary, Ben!!
January 2010
Dan hasn't slept in ~40 hours.
ME: I think this milk is bad. Can I just throw it out?
DAN: I was going to tie a string to it.
ME: What?
DAN: And each time someone reaches for it, I was going to yank it a little farther.
ME: Why would they reach for a milk jug?
DAN: They can't see the expiration date from that far!!
...
ME: I'm Tumbling this.
DAN: I don't remember what I said.
I don't feel like I'm a part of this anymore.
“A small subset of New York City dwellers is going back — way back — to a...”
– Iconoculture - Trend Observation
“We are not making this up.”
copycatr asked: If I see you at yoga tomorrow, wake me up and tell me I've done some major long-distance sleepwalking.
coleimperi asked: Just wanted to wish you a happy weekend!
I know I'll see you at yoga tomorrow too! <3 Cole
I know I'll see you at yoga tomorrow too! <3 Cole
“I cannot sleep at night as I constantly stay awake in fear that the ghost may...”
– Seeking someone to check home for ghosts
Beautiful Craigslist ad. (Thanks EricaB.)
“His name was Geoffrey Lebowski called, yet Not called, excepting by his kin....”
– Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
(You really need to read more of this to get the beautiful hilarity of the thing.) (Thanks, Kevin!)
COWORKER: Some day I'm going to give up all my technology and live off the grid. Like... like...
ME: ...Walden Pond?
COWORKER: The Unibomber.
I am SO READY for the voicemails that sound like...
yodelmachine:
ERICA.
Reblogging so that Bradley is aware he needs to keep ‘em comin’.
Ew I don’t like that phrase. B-Pain needs to keep recording voicemails.
I received this in an email from my brother...
