Red Rock: Archive

ME: Aw! Who's the greatest guy in the world?!

DAN: ...Iron Man?

Dec 22nd

ME: Yeah, we might want to get a small table for that deck area. DAN: We’ll want a little bistro set, yeah. ME: Listen to you! “Bistro set.” DAN: That’s what they’re called. ME: Bistro set. DAN: THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE CALLED

Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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ME: no… we buy fresh pasta BEN: WTF you can get it fresh?? BEN: do you grow it in pots??? ME: yep ME: potsta BEN: well I learned something new and fake today

Dec 19th

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

BRADLEY: Obafemi Ayanbadejo
BRADLEY: that's a name
BRADLEY: somebody's name is that

Dec 16th

Coworker sent me a screen shot of his browser.

Four… FOUR… toolbars. One of them is a Yahoo! toolbar, another is Windows Live. None of them is related to work in any way. One toolbar consists of three icons: FREE HOTMAIL, ONLINE POKER - PLAY ONLINE A…, and WEB SITE GALLERY. Furthermore, he has opened all of his would-be-tabs in separate windows. IE windows. :::sigh:::

Dec 16th

[re: what to cook for Christmas] BRADLEY: ok BRADLEY: now, don’t freak out BRADLEY: but I’ve kinda had a taste for pasta the last few days BRADLEY: I’m thinking we juxtapose some meat AND noodles on the same plate BRADLEY: and really shock the squares BRADLEY: expose what’s really going on BRADLEY: shed some light on what really happens on plates

Dec 16th

COWORKER: A client was asking where you were, at the party!
ME: Oh yeah? That's cool. 
COWORKER: Yeah! She said, "Where's... red, curly hair?"

Dec 16th

.@

funsizebytes: Stop doing that. I agree. P.S. I saw your tag, you arrogant piece of pigeon.

Dec 15th

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Coworker thought we’d have our business lunch here, at the office. I just want to pinch his widdle cheek.

Dec 15th

What's the opposite of hoarding?

the816: I then moved in with my girlfriend. Suddenly “me and my stuff” became “us and our stuff.” As a result, the net amount of stuff was quadrupled. She has a lot of stuff. A. Lot. Of. Stuff. And that’s perfectly fine, she likes stuff, I don’t, and somehow we make it work. Buick-and-a-pickup life became a multi-moving-truck life. […] Occasionally, it would cut to scenes of my girlfriend...

Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

★s and ♥s

funsizebytes: I have 1,679 “favorites” on Twitter (where I follow about 280 people). I have 5,005 “likes” on Tumblr (where I follow about 200 people). What does it mean? No idea. I have no recommendation on how that should be interpreted, or if it has any significance at all. Just an observation. Stars feel like votes. Likes feel like nods. Which do you do more often?

Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

45 Creative Examples of My Little Pony... →

(via @nth_degree) Won’t let me share images. Boo. Edward Scissorhands might be my fave.

Dec 14th

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Dec 13th

 [watching a jewelry commercial]
ME: If you ever get me a gold bracelet for a present, there had better be a joke involved. 
DAN: Oh. Um. 
ME: Did you... get me a gold bracelet? 
DAN: Well just as a joke though.

Dec 12th

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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“First off, the author creates a main character which is an empty shell. Her...”

– How Twilight Works - The Oatmeal (via @prolix21)

Dec 10th

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DAN: Here's my clipboard... 
ME: Aw! I got you a clipboard for Christmas!
DAN: I can always use another clipboard.

Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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Gratuitous Paragraph About Yourself Wednesday

My degree is in poetry, and if you didn’t know that it’s because there’s nothing poetic about me lately. I don’t carve out time for my craft and my passion. Today I’m building a PowerPoint presentation, if that tells you anything. I have a solid list of ideas to write up, but I let them grow mold instead of bringing art into the world. (Dan just asked me if I was...

Dec 9th