January 2009
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I almost avoided this entire meme! And then @bcompton swoops in and drags the last of us into it.
Let’s see if I can dream up 7 things that I didn’t already list of the damn 25 things meme I was dragged into on Facebook.
1. I’m allergic to Squirrel-Away, which is a powder you mix into bird food to keep… well, squirrels away. Based on the reaction I had to the stuff, I...
Today’s “Where Aren’t They Now” is a guest-post by the haughty, witsome @bcompton! Go forth and love it! http://tinyurl.com/74oal6
Braving the snow to check the mail— maybe I inherited something.
No surprise inheritance, but I DID get some BILLS!
In the mail, I got a $10 gift card to Best Buy AND four tickets to the Museum Center. These are almost like money Key Bank will accept!
Well! I’ve crunched the numbers, and I can no longer afford to live.
Dear God, May it please snow and snow and snow so that tomorrow I can’t possibly drive any further than Chipotle. Amen.
Anyone lookin’ to buy some student loans? I’ll give you a great deal.
What possible excuse could my 18-year-old brother have for listening to that fucking “Electric Avenue” song?
Both @seanhussey and @bradleygarwood think “Electric Avenue” is an awesome song. To unfollow, or not to unfollow?
Bradley doesn’t like being called “qweird” (or “queerd”), even though the two cancel each other out.
Oh god, please don’t take “social wedia” seriously… you’ll earn me a lower circle of hell!
Think I can convince the agency to start referring to social media as social wedia? I think “we” vs “me” really strengthens the concept.
I’m going to be wireframous!
(If you’ve ever seen my wireframes you know I’m joking. My designer envy is rivaled only by my programmer envy.)
These wireframes look awesome. I don’t see why designers think they’re so great.
I gave Twitter the impression that I was on a cell phone, and things got trippy. Boring-trippy, though.
Rock-a-doodle!
How’s it gonna go acting like the mother-effin’ 13th of January already?!
Man, you guys are whiners.
Haven’t we seen this before? http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
*whimper*
Sorry guys. That was post #6000. It’s become tradition. My heartfelt apologies.
…That’s not true. There just aren’t 25 things I haven’t already shared on Twitter.
There are scarcely 25 things about me.
Wow! Was that only 8 hours?!
That @nick… he loves him some cheesecake.
“Quack! So it goes!”
Ah HA! There are people who auto-follow on “duck”!
A friend drew me as a duck the other day. She had curly feather-hair, striped leggings and was quoting Vonnegut. Clearly, me at my best.
BACON’D! (Thanks Evan) http://tinyurl.com/85a5zq
Read this job posting: http://tinyurl.com/8dfq55
I just got pictures from my brother’s photo shoot from @charliep3. Bradley has an awesome Stretch Armstrong™ face.
I adore this chart of heavy metal band names, but Ragnarok is in the wrong place (Norse/Viking, not Bible). http://tinyurl.com/5rk9u3
Wonder Monday, then working through a wireframe puzzle.
My body is rejecting my face.
My friend Kate claims that she’s no good at trigonometry because the name of my car is taking up the cosine space in her brain.
My Toyota Corolla’s name is Crispy, so named because the man who sold it to me had the unlikely name of Norm Crisp.
Pop quiz: do you know what I “named” my car, which is incidentally one year old (to me) today?
Kings Toyota just called to wish my car a happy birthday. I’ll give you a minute to read that one again.
Muck Fonday.
I wish I loved anything as much as @jcherup loves Donkey Kong Jungle Beat.
Watching the Golden Globes, if by “watching the Golden Globes” you mean “not watching the Golden Globes.”
Reading comics from 1994— I can’t believe I missed my chance at a Jurassic Park movie prototype limited edition Velociraptor sculpture!
The only Golden Globes I watch are— well, huh. That’s probably the kind of joke that made my grandfather think I’m a lesbian, isn’t it.
I have a cannister of Splenda and a straw. Is that a thing?
Show me a picture of your desk. http://www.flickr.com/photos/rrrrred/3188950217/
The best thing about music from the 90s is that I don’t have to listen to music from the 90s.