Red Rock

BRADLEY: God! Why is Facebook so interested in reconnecting me with people?
BRADLEY: "You haven't talked to this person in a while..."
BRADLEY: I know. That's what Facebook is FOR.
BRADLEY: Finding your friends. Then ignoring them.

Dec 4th

ME: Oh my god, I just ate moldy bread. Oh god oh god...
BRADLEY: It's no big deal. Einstein ate moldy bread.
ME: Einstein died!
BRADLEY: Yeah, but he also invented space.

Dec 3rd

Guys! I’m sold!

Dec 3rd

I miss The Weekly Show.

…Avery. And don’t say “I miss Arrive Having Eaten” because no you...

Dec 3rd

WAITER GUY: You need more iced tea?
ME: Nope, I'm good.
WAITER: [eyeing my halfish-full glass]
ME: I've got... like... the sweetener ratio is perfect.
WAITER: YES MADAAAME

Dec 3rd

(via Rrrrred) I didn’t do #GPOYW yesterday so here...

Dec 3rd

(via Rrrrred) I’m trying to go wrapping-paper-less...

Dec 3rd

Ad Rant: The new Sun-Maid Girl’s raisins are growing

Dec 3rd

bmckinney: thewarindrew: hahaha

Dec 2nd

BRADLEY:  really though, my stomach feels like WWII BRADLEY:  *allied aggression* ME:  what’d...

Dec 2nd

I Has A Hotdog! I really wish my brother Ryan would start...

Dec 2nd

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Dec 2nd

Mystery-Pack LEGO Minifigs Coming In 2010 - Geekologie LEGO...

Dec 2nd

Maybe the Cincinnati Fire Museum ought to take a long, hard...

Dec 2nd

“The Marcel at Gramercy Hotel in New York City now boasts a...”
— Iconoculture - Trend...

Dec 2nd

“Consumers wondering how much power is blowing in the wind...”
— Iconoculture - Trend...

Dec 2nd

ME: I just want to say that I appreciate your positive attitude. COWORKER: Hm? ME: You’re...

Dec 1st

Hightop Sneaker Socks Please?!

Dec 1st

Kate, on the other hand, TOTALLY knew I was going to watch...

Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

Much of my workday is going to be spent watching videos of...

Dec 1st