Wow!!!

Wow!!!

Ahhhhh Facebook advertising.

Ahhhhh Facebook advertising.

TEXT FROM DAN: Did you have bad dreams last night? You were moving around a lot. 
ME: Yes, actually. I dreamed I lost an arm, and I kept half-waking up and thinking my arm was just a phantom pain. 

LATER THAT DAY

TEXT FROM MOM: Are you alright, sweetheart? 
ME: Yes, why? 
TEXT FROM MOM: I had a bad dream last night, and all day I’ve had a feeling like you were hurt. 

gordonshumway:

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says ‘Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.Man bursts into tears. Says ‘But Doctor…I am Pagliacci.’
—The Watchmen

This drives me crazy though! Paliacci is the plural form (clowns), the word he wants is Pagliaccio. And it’s not “Great clown Pagliacci”… pagliacci MEANS “clowns.”
Same deal with paparazzi/paparazzo, people. Get it together.  

gordonshumway:

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says ‘Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.

Man bursts into tears. Says ‘But Doctor…

I am Pagliacci.’

—The Watchmen

This drives me crazy though! Paliacci is the plural form (clowns), the word he wants is Pagliaccio. And it’s not “Great clown Pagliacci”… pagliacci MEANS “clowns.”

Same deal with paparazzi/paparazzo, people. Get it together.  

A few of the weird Duolingo sentences I received today.

His wife likes everything.

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

(via wilwheaton)

When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.

Sally Kempton

I feel this is very important.

(via yourenotsylviaplath)

It’s been apparent to me for a while that most men can’t really imagine “equality.”  All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted.

I cannot decide whether this shows how unimaginative they are, or shows how aware they must be of what they do in order to so deeply fear having it turned on them.

(via lepetitmortpourmoi)

(via existentialcrisisfactory)

IT’S MY FUNCTION

IT’S MY FUNCTION